JRisms

Sometimes, JR says things that make me laugh. Some recent examples:

On his desire to be a vampire if the opportunity arises: "I would be a vampire like that!" (insert snap)

On his reluctance to be immortal without me: "Would you be offended if I made you a vampire against your will?"

On his surprise that I managed to purchase jeans that were on sale: "It's going to be a good year!"

On the amount of time he's spent on apartments.com lately: "One of my hobbies is moving."